• Tiny Laundry Space? Let’s Fix That

    Tiny Laundry Space? Let’s Fix That

    That Time My Washing Machine Ate a Sock (And My Dignity) We begin with a traumatic little tale. Picture it: me, last Tuesday, perched atop an overturned bucket because my one-bedroom apartment is not generous enough to have an actual...

  • My Laundry Basket Folds Better Than I Do

    My Laundry Basket Folds Better Than I Do

    That Time My Laundry Took Over My Life Okay, confession: I used to just dump my dirty laundry behind the door in my closet and pretend I’d “deal with it later.” Spoiler: later never came. It practically turned into a...

  • Pet Hair, Don’t Care (Yeah, Right)

    Pet Hair, Don’t Care (Yeah, Right)

    I Love My Dog, But Also… Ew Okay so here’s the thing—I love my dog, Snax. He's an 85-pound Lab/Great Dane/chaotic energy sandwich who thinks he’s a lapdog. He’s my forever bestie, my shadow, my emotional support beast. That being...

  • The Fur, The Smell, The Laundry

    The Fur, The Smell, The Laundry

    I Love My Dog But My Washer Hates Him So, I have a golden retriever named Nugget. Cute name, cuter face, nightmare fur situation. He sheds approximately one new dog per day, and lucky me—I own a black hoodie collection...

  • The Lazy Person’s Guide to Laundry Gifting

    The Lazy Person’s Guide to Laundry Gifting

    That Time I Gave My Sister a Trash Bag One Christmas, I—completely overwhelmed by end-of-year chaos and unable to find a Target parking spot within a 3-mile radius—wrapped a bag of socks in a kitchen trash bag and called it...

  • The Lazy Person’s Guide to Laundry Gifting

    The Lazy Person’s Guide to Laundry Gifting

    That Time I Gave My Sister a Trash Bag One Christmas, I—completely overwhelmed by end-of-year chaos and unable to find a Target parking spot within a 3-mile radius—wrapped a bag of socks in a kitchen trash bag and called it...